Bio » Dave Gonzalez
180 CM / 5.9 Feet
Country of Birth:
Place of Birth:
Current place of residence:
Etten-Leur, The Netherlands
5,5 CM / 2,2 Inches...... Thick!
Big asses, big boobs, big everything, motherfucker!!
Shagging Ponies, Rush, Guns n' Roses, AC/DC, S-Kape
Playboy, Penthouse, the usual...
Favourite album of all time:
"Rush – Rush (1974)"
I have to have a favourite STD? Umm... No comment...
Taco's and burrito's and Salsa and Pisco and Chilean wine, bitches and food...
Would like to meet:
Silvio Berlusconi, Michael Jackson and Celine Dion
All I need is a shabby place to rock
Killing time on tour:
Smarties and licking little baby cats
"Ssst, Don't cry! It's supposed to hurt, baby..."
Lou DeScorpio about Dave Gonzalez
South Americans are always very hospitable... They're also very bad at showing up in time for rehearsal, parties, even gigs. Dave Gonzalez has never in his life made it in time to an appointment. When you say anything about the matter to his face, he kinda laughs at you and turns his back on you. He's a real dick... But when he finally shows up and is sober enough to pick up a guitar, this guy's a real delight for your ears. He's not just a great guitarist, he's also a pretty good singer, though most of the time he's too lazy to do both at the same time... He looks good in spandex, too!
Breda, The Netherlands
Dordrecht, The Netherlands
Cafe de Steen
Willemsoord, The Netherlands