Oktober 26, 2012
"Sleazy Girl Blues"
Bored out of their minds, Dave Gonzo and Lou DeScorpio got together to play some rock 'n roll. Due to the absence of other band-members, the result wasn't very rock 'n roll, but more bluesy. Before they knew it, they had written a cute little song about a piece of shit rich girl. Shagging Ponies will record the song for real, pretty soon. Together with some other new amazing songs like 'The Pussy Song' and 'Shabby Place to Rock', it is expected that 'Sleazy Girl Blues' will be made available to you within months...
Oktober 10, 2012
Happy Birthday, motherfucker
None of the Ponies knew about this before last thursday-night, but apparently The Animal is turning 27 this week. We just couldn't let this pass without a party, so we decided to plug in and rock out next friday, the 12th of Rocktober. Ain't no party like a Shagging Ponies party and the Shagging Ponies party don't stop! None of you assholes is invited though, as his villa on the outskirts of Spijkenisse is currently being remodeled, so it won't fit more than 350 of Ani's closest friends and dirty slits.. We'll tell you how much fun we had as soon as we wake up the next day....
September 30, 2012
Master Rikki
Rikki Sevven was bored out of his skull in what he refers to as 'this backwater piece of shit country'. Therefor he decided to take a little time to put his superior North-American mind to work and get his master's degree. He finished his studies in a little less than 9 months, he claims. We don't buy it, though. We did see the diploma, however and can confirm that the arrogant son of a bitch is now: Master Rikki Sevven. He's still an asshole, by the way...
September 17, 2012
The winner is...!
All-fuckin'-right! We've had to wait for quite a while, but here it is: The NEW Shagging Ponies video 'Flirting Eyes'!!! During the premiere of the video, the crowd went fuckin' wild and directors Raimke and RAOUL Groothuizen actually won a fuckin' award... Check it out, 'cause if you haven't seen it yet, we pity you....
September 6, 2012
Robbi Sevven
In addition to the much appreciated help of mister Richie Dyamondd, we've hired another roadie who goes by the name of Robbi Sevven... Wait, is he...? Yes, he is! Robbi is bassplayer Rikki Sevven's brother. His appearance may be quite similar to that of his sibling, his character differs enormously. While Rikki is an arrogant and annoying son of a bitch, Robbi is a warm and social person... The hot bitches prefer Rikki though, but that might be the result of their own psychological issues...
August 29, 2012
Ani's injury
Due to an unfortunate accident with his motorcycle, our drummer The Animal is suffering from an ankle-injury. He will not be able to fuckin' rock for a couple of weeks, but according to his personal physician he will be fine by the time we will play our next show. So don't worry, you dirty sluts, Ani will be alive and kickin' on the 22nd of September when we kick ass at Bikercafé The Other Place in Rotterdam...
June 25, 2012
A wonderful addition
Sick of all the drama we seem to ensue by criticizing anybody not in the band, we went out to search for the perfect roadie/sound engineer. We didn't have to look hard, let alone for very long. We came across an intense youngster by the name of Richie Dyamöndd, who can play the soundboards just like ringin' a bell. Undisturbed by criticism or the profound profanity we choose to throw his way, this guy is a real rockstar and a wonderful addition to Shagging Ponies. Don't let his age fool you. He knows what he's doing.
May 28, 2012
Teaser 'Flirting Eyes'
Created by RAOUL & Raimke Groothuizen, the 'Flirting Eyes' video is sure to blow anyone's mind! If you're anything like us and can't wait for it to finish, check out the hot little teaser they made... Stay tuned to Shagging Ponies FM for the real thing, coming real soon, motherfuckers!!! http://youtu.be/YZUiczePnv0
May 26, 2012
Our first show abroad
We're on our way to fuckin' Germany to play a show for one of our favorite kinds of crowds: Bikers... We're very excited about our first show abroad and hope there will be many more. Don't worry, we'll hurry back and we'll see you when we play the next Dutch show. Just check out our SHOWS-section to find out where we'll be playing next. Especially if you haven't heard the new songs yet...
April 27, 2012
Flirting Eyes
We've had a busy week, recording our first official music-video. The result is gonna be fuckin' awesome, if we do say so ourselves. You'll have to wait a while to see it, though, because the director and her crew aren't done editing yet. Shagging Ponies would like to thank Cynthia, Raimke, Raoul, Vicky, Gabriela, Melissa, Bernardo, Nina, Hetwig, Loes, Laura, Chemene, Vincent, Ton and his lovely wife, Rob, Neno, Anja, Stefanie and of course the two monkeys for participating and making our jobs of rockin' and shockin' a whole lot easier. We fuckin' love you guys!!
March 24, 2012
Havanian nights
Do you know what time it is? It's rock 'n roll-o-clock!! Shagging Ponies will be flaming on stage, once again. This time it will be at Café Havana in Sliedrecht, the place to be on March 30th 2012. The weather is getting hotter, the girls are showing more skin and the Ponies are sexier than ever. Don't miss this chance to see them while they're still modest and approachable. Before you know it arrogance will kick in and they'll be too expensive to see, touch, hear and taste. Come and get your rock on.... Bring your sister....
February 29, 2012
Come on let's go, it's a rock 'n roll show!!!
Holy shit... Just when you thought they'd done it all, the Shagging Ponies ask you to write something for their news-page about the upcoming gig. On March the eighth, next Thursday, the Ponies will be rockin' a town with an unpronounceable name; Hendrik-Ido-Ambacht. I can't imagine anybody wanting to live there, let alone visit a rock 'n roll-show, no matter how awesome the band is. On the other hand, seeing both Free Sample and Shagging Ponies perform live, without paying any admission but with cheap booze... That has to be a reason to drive up to Dock-03 in that wretched town, Hendrip Ino... Wait... What was it called again? Aw, screw it, let them figure it out themselves...
February 19, 2012
New Friends
Our show in Wormerveer was a big succes. We had a lot of fun with an awesome audience and we've made some new friends, to boot! Shining new glamrock-band 'Permission to Land' is a delight for ears and eyes alike. So you can count on seeing them again at a Shagging Ponies-show near you. It must be good for classic rockers 'Free Sample' to get a couple of nights off for a change... Not that we've forgotten about them. 'Free Sample' will be opening for us at Dock 03 in Hendrik Ido Ambacht. Check the SHOWS-section for more info on this very exciting gig.
February 15, 2012
On Air!
In preparation of the gig in Wormerveer (Noord-Holland), the Ponies will make an appearance at RTV Papendrecht, which is nowhere near Wormerveer. A couple of band-members will reply to the clever questions of a radio-discjockey with stupid answers. So make sure you tune in to www.rtvpapendrecht.nl next Wednesday (February 15th) between 23.00 and 0.00 and listen to your favourite Dutch rockstars at "Malternative", with Mario van Aalst. You can probably find the station on your FM-radio, but you'd have to be close to Papendrecht. Not Wormerveer.... Just saying.
January 10, 2012
Happy New Year!
Shagging Ponies kicked off the new year with a 3 hour show at MC De Fles in Spijkenisse. Both The Animal and Rikki Sevven have proven their worth during the gig and the Ponies are ready for 2012. A full agenda awaits them, including some exciting gigs in the Netherlands and Germany. Also, the long awaited music-video's for "Flirting Eyes" and "Meat Seekin' Missile" will be completed this year. The winner of the Air guitar championship 2011, Jaila Schriek, will be featured in at least one of these video's.
December 1, 2011
New Ponies
We are proud to present bass-player Rikki Sevven and drummer The Animal as our new members. As you may well know, we had to replace some of our former members, due to some unforseen incidents. Both Rikki and The Animal are psyched to meet you at one of our shows. Read more about these two motherfuckers and the other bandmembers in our new and improved BIO-section.
December 1, 2011
New website
Trying to keep up with modern times, we present you with our new website. Created and hosted by the same guy who was responsible for the old one, this website is even better and sexier, mostly because this time, we actually paid his lazy ass. Please stop licking your screen and start reading up on all of our awesome adventures.
November 26, 2011
Questions Answered
Sick and tired of answering the same questions over and over again, we decided to post some personal information about each bandmember on this website. You can read about Tracii Sparxxx' favourite food and Dave Gonzo's favourite book in our BIO-section. If you think you have an original question for us, please email it to this address: info@spgr.nl. We never check that one.
November 15, 2011
Roadkill
Our fight with Dutch Heavy Metal band Roadkill is over. Roadkill-drummer Gary Verweij and Ponies-singer Lou DeScorpio decided to make up and forget about all that has come to pass between them. DeScorpio sees a bright future for rock 'n roll now that the two greatest contemporary bands in the Netherlands have set aside their differences and are once again conspiring to bring pop-music to its knees.
